I hate to do this, but. You see, because my boyfriend is in the middle of moving in with me and doesn’t have a job yet, I am starting to struggle financially. A huge amount of my money goes towards food and gas for the both of us, and that’s not even mentioning the amount of money I spend on school (art school is NOT cheap).
So until Ix secures a job, things are pretty rough.
So here is what I am asking:
I will do commissions for money. I don’t want to set prices because I am bad at that, so here’s how I want this to go. You can give me any money you want at all. Depending on how much you give me, the more detailed etc. your drawing will be (like higher “donations” can earn you a coloured picture, etc., etc.). I will do basically anything from any series or original character. All I ask is for reference pictures (:
I am also going to ask a 5 dollar minimum because even though I appreciate every single dollar that comes in, art is labor intensive and takes time, so I hope this minimum is okay.
I take payments through paypal. If you don’t have a paypal but want one and have other means of paying, we can discuss it. Just leave requests in my ask!
Here are some examples of my artwork:
(sorry this one is actually incomplete, but I am low on refs on this computer, but I think you can get the gist looking at the face. This is my “painting” style)
(This is actually from a shimeji I did. This is more of a chibi example)
(this is just a general art type of mine with lines intact)
Thank you so much!
Seriously, guys. His art is totally worth it.
Not my children. But I care for them deeply. Both short- skinny, red haired- one is a punk, the other a teenager- both named Hanna.
Some magic caused them to be vampires and I’m deeply afraid that a pair of hunters will find them before I do.
Man, scho many of our fansch like to thing they’re vampiresch, heh.
But damn… you’re telling the truth, aren’t you? *doesn’t know why he believes him, just does*
Well geeeezy. Good luck dude.
-was appalled that this man’s last name was Murderface, staring for a few moments-
I- I’m an officer. Currently looking for the two boys that live with me.
*no matter how many times he’s said “fuck the po-lice”, he still holds a respect in his heart for any man wearing a uniform*
Huh… What are they, your kidsch? If you tell what they look like I can keep a look out in the… schtrip barsch and the starbucksch, you know, placesch kidsch go nowadaysch.
Of course it’s me.
And if you want me and everyone else to believe you really like it.
You should prove it to me.
I’m schorry Picklesch but I can’t take the thought of rimming you seriouschly when you whip out your pony picturesch.
You. With the odd question. |:
Hello. I’m Jayne.Sup.
You know it looksch like a boy’sch name but when I schay it out loud…
Jayne isch NOT a boy’sch name.
I can…see that. It’s the name that stuck.
What is your name?
How could you not know me?? I’m only the bassist for the biggescht death metal band ever.
Murderface?
William Murderface?
Ugh. Well anyway, you can juscht call me Murderface. Scho what’sch your deal? What you doing tonight?
IF IT’SCH YOU THEN WHY ISCH IT ON ANON I DON’T GET IT.
PICKLESCH. ARE YOU THERE???
ISCH THAT YOUUUU
IF IT ISCH, YOU WOULD KNOW
YOU WOULD KNOW BY THE WAY I FUCK YOU AFTER I DO THAT
schtupid little schit.
You. With the odd question. |:
Hello. I’m Jayne.
Sup.
You know it looksch like a boy’sch name but when I schay it out loud…
Jayne isch NOT a boy’sch name.
orgasmsch
THANKSCH JACK!
Bondage: ON
dom/sub: ON
roleplay: ONONONONON
costumes: fucking on
sensory deprivation: onnnnnnhnnnnnggg
okay here’sch schome questionsch for you:
1. HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL MY KINKSCH
2. WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THESCHE THINGSCH ABOUT YOUR TUMBLR DAD????
#((OMG IT'S JAYNE OMGGGG OMG HI OMG!!)) #((Hope you don't mind this murderface is totally in a relationship with Pickles)) #((fair warning lol))
OH GOD YESCH TURN ON
bonersch all the way to china
turn on, i guess? I mean they don’t turn me off really. But sometimesch a back rub isch juscht a back rub you know?
it wasch JUSCHT THAT ONE TIME GEEEZY
turn off, schorry. That schit hurtsch!
